We were in class when he all of a sudden stops talking about our Novel and turn to us and say:

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-"Can anyone tell me the difference of smoking a joint and smoking out of a bowl!?"
A dead silence follows in the classroom
"Oh, come on I know many of you know all about what I'm talking about, we live in California for christ sake!"

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He got his answer though and said he was gonna go buy a pipe and try it out..teachers! ;p